LOL 6-14 Lines, Order, Lanes

I noticed something this past few days as I travelled through several airports... Order, at least in the travel world, seems to be really important. For example, if you are a "Gold Card Member," you get to bypass everyone in the baggage line. If you have a small number on your boarding pass, you get to board the plane before people with larger numbers. And if you are a "Preferred Flier," you get to sit two deep instead of three, stand in smaller lines to use the restroom, and get fed special meals while the rest of the passengers eat a bag of pretzels. I may not fly very often so haven't racked up millions of air miles, and I'm not rich enough to buy myself a first class seat... But I do know this. When it comes my time to fly home to heaven, I won't need to worry about the baggage lines... I'll be leaving all my baggage behind. Customer service? I believe my ticket will be stamped "First Class". Food to eat on board? Doubt I'll even need it- the joy of the Lord will be sustaining me. And my pilot? You guessed it. Only the best. God will be flying me home. Thank you, United and Delta Airlines, for the inspiration. LOL...